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Sep 18

Spicy Story?

So like i said this is a recent experience that i had in the bedroom…
Well it started off as a normal day, i have been hopping from friends house to friends house as i continued working at the galleria. (i hate being home and am looking to move out, but that’s off topic) anyway after about a week i go to a girls house whose been my amigo since she started working with me and still is, so it’s me her younger bro (20) and her and we just coolin n shit until she has to go to work at another location, well there was no reason for me to go so i say I’m stayin my ass and finishin up this game. (prototype ps3) i end up fallin asleep cause 3 part time jobs is what a prophet would call “murdaaaaa”. when i wake 3 hours had passed and dudes out front smokin so i join him (i don’t smoke ciggies i go out stand upwind and chill) we just talk about bullshit n stuff for 30 and then go inside and continue playing prototype, 30 min pass and she comes in with a bottle and no boo boo this ain’t milk, its vodka….i can’t remember just know it was alcoholic. So she comes up with the idea we should take shots and swim…..swear i heard somewhere thats how mofos drown but what ever stress a motherfucker and i hadn’t cut loose in about two weeks. so all three of us take a few shots and walk to the pool, know this it was like 930 so its pretty dark but i ain’t no light weight and manage to stay on the sidewalk, brother does not. we get to the pool and imagine my surprise it’s pretty deep (I’m aboooout 5’5” which means i maybe 5’5” and almost all pools are deep as fuck but they’re tall like 5’8” or some shit so i had a straight face on like i wasn’t gonna drown standing up….also a dude can’t swim) so as we walk around to the side with chairs n tables i spy a thing a white community pool has, HOT TUB! oh yea i don’t hesitate i scootaloo along the edge and bounce in. The water was sublime and as i settled i realized this shit is stagnant. what kinda hot tub/Jacuzzi don’t bubble? as i searched for some type of mechanism to start the jet they tell me there ain’t none and i might as be an asshole bathing sitting in a regular tub outside, still it was warm so i counted win. she starts watchin skate vids cause she has to coach in the a.m he jumps in the pool but immediately jumps back out as he forgot the cigarettes and i guess swimming and cigarettes go together as this is not the first time I’ve seen this. so he runs off and I continue to stew, Bliss! after about 5 minutes she asks how the tub is and comes in, its a moderately sized tub so we aren’t touching but she wants to show me some skate vids so i scoot close and touch her shoulder with mine, yes second base. So after a few minutes of that she switches to some random app that featured excerpts from the kama sutra (did we talk our way into this idk, should i have seen this coming *shrug* after more shots plus the hot hot tub details are lost) and where da fuck is dude with them cigarettes? so after explaining what we’ve done and would like to do some day when bro comes back and we horse around in the pool after i took some coercing and before long it was like midnight yup alcohol equals time travel. So he suggests he wants a sammich from the gas station down the street which is in walking distance so i say I’ll go with him cause i felt guilty being all sexual like with his sis while he’s there I’m definitely sure i made him feel awkward because when it happens to me i look for an exit. so we finish the bottle and go off on our half naked dripping wet adventure. now i don’t know how the convo ended up at you and my sis can hook up but i for one almost swallowed my heart and shat a brick, i mean for a brother to actually give his blessing is like an Xbox achievement or something, i’ve never gave any probably never will, but he said I’m like leveled and cool and I’ll sound like an arrogant cunt repeating so skip to arriving at the gas station he goes in cause he has a shirt and flip flops and I’m only wearing swim trunks. while i was contemplating the many issues of the world and universe beside trying to count the stars in a drunken stupor some chick comes out and we start chatting it up, maybe cause i was slightly inebriated or mufasa was in the clouds telling me of my destiny but she was kinda attractive in the midst of convo brother finally comes out and we start talking it up too. i was getting the feeling that she’d wanna hang with us and brother wouldn’t be so lonely, but he never seals the deal and she walks on our way back he states how he doesn’t want some random hookup as his first time, Respects. and this is where I’ll stop for today cause i started a pie and would rather it not burn.

Sep 15

Long wait (worth it?)

Sorry for those who actually follow my blog and shit……yea no one i thought so, but to make up for it and because i feel the need to talk about it this post shall be a tantalizing sexual escapade that i recently went through, granted it’s not really tantalizing but more of an experience i went through and thought maybe others have too and we can rant about it. Also i have begun drawing again yaaaay and they look good so i will continue to post my shit. if you’ve been keeping up with my YouTube channel you’ll notice there is no YouTube channel because i’m a big dumb face with no idears so its just been collecting dust unless i need it for watching age blocked vids. So as i toil i shall be getting back into tumblring and less into twitter which also has taken a backseat.

Jul 24

decobear:

Strawberry ❀ Rose ❀ Cake

Apr 17

youngblacksamurai:

lilputa:

thebootygoon:

infamousnfamous:

white ppl namin they children brumbpo but wanna talk about “ghetto black girl names” lmao

why ol boy name a goddamn beat lmaoooooooo 

#this nigga name pronounce like the beginning of get low

I’m out

this nigga name pronounce like the beginning of get low

Apr 17
teacuptavros:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

this is good for anxiety

teacuptavros:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

this is good for anxiety

Apr 17
Apr 16

hiiiiirachypie:

butt-hole-bread:

jeremyblogsthings:

justcallmejude:

booksbreathe:

123lee:

Banksy.

I’ve reblogged almost all of these. Fuckin dope artist.

I will never tire of Banksy.

The last one though.

So true

Apr 16

dreamsinstopmotion:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

I think you just mean best.

Apr 16
funnyordie:

Animal Fact of the Day

funnyordie:

Animal Fact of the Day

Mar 29